(LAUGHS). He was regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time. I always thought it was kind of funny and someone out of character for a POLITICIAN to go out of his way to point out the low level of American intelligence (LAUGHS), when indeed his very job depends upon it. trailer Certainly! We don't need that many. We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. <<76B7883B53B3B2110A00D082ECFCFC7F>]/Prev 777933>> Carlin was brought up Irish Catholic but grew into an outspoken atheist. I dont vote. Theyve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. Hes right. Another favorite distortion is Public Service. everybody complains about politicians. Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. Its a big club, and you aint in it! Not in the abstract they don't. Everyone's taking pictures of themselves, all the time. George Carlins daughter, @kelly_carlin, on her first radio show with guest Paul Provenza, talking about this routine. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( M o n t c l a i r S t a t e U n i v e r s i t y \n D i g i t a l C o m m o n s)/Rect[466.2109 650.625 540.0 669.375]/StructParent 2/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> So my advice is this: put down your phone, go outside, and actually live your life. [3], Carlin was equally hard on politics as he was on religion. 'Look at me, I'm so happy and successful and loved!' Carlin, for 40-years, was one of the greatest comedians ever. It's like a highlight reel of their fake lives. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Your vote is what determines the direction this Great Ship America will turn. 0000002565 00000 n They're your followers. endobj See they don't DECIDE; they DETERMINE. It's all just noise. The only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, Im gunna have a little something to show for it, folks.. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. Im sure as soon as the election is over your country will improve immediately. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Nothing wrong with the planet. I still cant find a flaw in it, or anything even exaggerated. Anthony Hopkins is a pantheist-Catholic-agnostic who believes strongly in God. George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Transcribed part of speech begins at 10.33, 13 May 1999, National Press Club, Washington DC, USA. So put down your phone, step away from the computer, and go out into the world. George has been quoted as calling this his favourite HBO special of them all due to its continuous flow-on nature and high standard of writing. And then, maybe, put down your phone and go have an actual conversation with someone. People like to twist that around. POLITICIAN:I ADVISED HIM THAT I HAD MADE A JUDGMENT. Well off-course not only is it possible its inevitable and thats when he's at his very best and that's when he trots out the really good stuff. Nobody cares. Everybody complains about politicians. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. Fuck em! Londons Heathrow Airport, November 7, 2018. George Carlin Interview Transcription: George Carlin: This is George Carlin. This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. Its a big club, and. That's a big activity here in Washington! %PDF-1.7 % George Carlin was an outspoken comic, known for his brash sense of humor, foul language and controversial views on politics, religion and other sensitive subjects. So if you are easily offended dont click the link. I have my ideas. Never mind the press conferences get the big knife out of the drawer. He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live in 1975. In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. It's supposed to connect you with other people, but it's just a way of avoiding real human contact. You know what they want? Well, if you ask me, it's more like the land of the self-obsessed and the home of the vain. Do you think its possible that one of these POLITICIANS whose judgment is so poor that he honestly thinks of himself as serving the Nation might occasionally be expected to indulge in little patriotism huh What do you think? And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. Famous Quotes by George Carlin about Politics. They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality". The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Fuck hope! He said: [There was] a lot of classroom freedomin fact there was so much freedom that by eighth grade, many of us had lost the faith. I just wanna put this thing behind me and get on with my life (CLAPS, LAUGHS). Retweets do count. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. It's just a curated version of ourselves that we want to present to the world. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Most are only interested in self pleasures and bad habits. Two reasons I dont vote: first of all, its meaningless. But hey, I guess it's just part of my glamorous jet-setting lifestyle.'. Now, folks, a question for you. Carlin was known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, religion, psychology, language and taboo subjects. 188 0 obj User Clip: Carlin Mocks Politicians' Language. Fuck em! They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. They don't fall out of the sky. "A transcript of George Carlin talking about Social Media" First Response: First Response Certainly! By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. That's because now he's feeling the heat and so as time passes and more evidence comes in he suddenly changes directions and tells us: POLITICIAN:WERE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! Now theres one thing you mighta noticed I dont complain about: politicians. If you can afford a donation, it will help Speakola survive and prosper. We're so obsessed with ourselves and our own little worlds that we can't even have a real conversation or a meaningful interaction with someone without checking our phones every five minutes. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. The transcripts I could find always sucked. "Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. They don't get any real human contact. See they dont READ they REVIEW, they dont have OPINIONS they take POSITIONS, and they dont give ADVISE they make RECOMMENDATIONS. George Carlin does not need my platitudes, but I will still proffer them. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? And don't get me started on the selfies. They should be earned. Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way? You voted them in. Theres a nice campaign slogan for somebody: the public sucks, fuck hope. The late George Carlin was a genius with words, a deft dasher of conventional logic, and a master observer (and master-baiter!) They OWN YOU. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. Web. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Use the actual ChatGPT bot (not GPT-3 models) for all your conversational needs, Try out the powerful GPT-3 bot (no jailbreaks required for this one), Generate unique and stunning images using our AI art bot, Chat with the BING Chat bot and see what it can come up with (new and improved! Everybody complains about politicians. (Yes, I know, the USS America is a humongous, gargantuan behemoth, and the rudder very, very, very small, but we can still make it sloooowly turn to a certain general heading if we all pile our [intelligent] votes in the wheelhouse. 183 0 obj He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. Now hes on the side of law and order, jiu jitsu really: POLITICIAN:WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SO WE CAN GET THE FACTS OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. They own and control the corporations. They got you by the balls. They come from American parents, American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, American universities, and theyre elected by American citizens. everybody complains about politicians. they're always PROCEEDING or moving forward. Let's all tell each other what we're doing every minute of the day. Fuck em. Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way? Likethe public. That's a friend. Been here four and a half billion years. `XX /;VU}`M%VO #5Zfb-> Ive read it dozens of times. Now normally during peace times the politician would refer to people in the military as: POLITICIAN:OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN STATIONED AROUND THE WORLD. Maher was raised a Catholic (but has a Jewish mother). 4 0 obj Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! Because if its really just the fault of these politicians, then where are all the other bright people of conscience? He was also known for his outspoken views on government and politics. But, he is wrong here. You have owners. Yeah, let's share our every thought and feeling with the entire world, because that's what we need, more information. Maher is a liberal who has endorsed at least the last two Democratic presidential candidates. But really, they're just regurgitating whatever they heard on cable news or read on some clickbait website. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. You know, that thing that's supposed to make us more connected and informed, but really just turns us into a bunch of self-obsessed, attention-seeking, validation-craving zombies. Tired of that shit. The more we pointed out the foolishness of our "superiors," the more they kept us down. But, the Incomplete List highlights his exceptional understanding of, love for, and talent with language, sound, and rythmn. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. People just spewing their uninformed opinions and insults at each other. "No child left behind. BRAND: That's comedian George. Required fields are marked *. "In America, anyone can become president. 0000003901 00000 n 203 0 obj Nobody cares. They dont want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly theyre getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. Everybody says they suck. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. GEORGE CARLIN: I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're your contacts. 0000006309 00000 n To avoid redundancy in the comments section, we kindly ask /u/arkreder to respond to this comment with the prompt you used to generate the output in this post, so that others may also try it out. I mean, have you ever looked at people's Facebook or Instagram profiles? Here Is What You Support, Stop The Steal! Were fucked. And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. POLITICIAN:I'M IN PUBLIC SERVICE, I LIKE AMERICA DON'T YOU? George Carlin: How you doing? An INITIATIVE is an idea that isn't going anywhere! Look, I'm not against technology or communication. George Carlin: Dumb Americans. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. However, most of his bile was reserved for conservatives and Republicans. It's like a bunch of robots pretending to be human. Such a nice touch. Everyone experiences pain, of course. In particular it's fun to listen to Washington talk. But, listen to Georges delivery in the video and it comes across much more as stand-up humor. He pretty much smashed the nail squarely on the head. 0000000016 00000 n It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. As for me, Ill be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, Im going to have a little something to show for it folks. xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n This is the kind of shit youd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. [wptabtitle]@Shoq[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=feed id=323150247956193281][/wptabcontent] Its what our system produces. All rights reserved. 191 0 obj And not that you can help it, I mean the problem is really with the people you cover. << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> But the POLITICIANS, god bless them or something like that, they're are at their most entertaining when they're are in trouble. Michael Cooney was a speechwriter for @, George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE them', National Press Club - 1999. http://www.ravendevelopers.com/blog/2013/0 Bernie Sanders: 'So the next time you hear me attacked as a socialist, remember this', Georgetown University - 2015, Jimmy Carter: 'The threat is nearly invisible in ordinary ways. Two reasons I dont vote. Carlin took a liberal stance on most things, but generally found politics and politicians corrupt and ridiculous. Theres a reason. Hendra, a writer and comedian, talks with Rebecca . Carlin was not unique in that he saw through the thick layers of societal propaganda and rhetoric that are the source of many of the worlds problemsand let it be known that, despite his liberal stance on most social issues, he would point out their hypocrisies as wellbut he was well-respected and well-spoken enough to have left an impression on American thinking and history. You know what they're interested in? 01. 160 Copy quote. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. Anyway enjoy it while it's h. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." TOUGH DECISIONS like: POLITICIAN (PLANNING):HOW MUCH SOFT MONEY CAN I EXPECT TO COLLECT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY CORE VALUES? Yeah the public sucks. You don't. You have no choice. THE FOOD IS GREAT BUT PUBLIC SERVICE IS TERRIBLE. I don't like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. e d u / e t d)/Rect[230.8867 233.3227 416.9463 245.0414]/StructParent 4/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> endobj Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? POLITICIAN:SERVING THE NATION. Fuck hope. 'Oh, I'm so exhausted from traveling all over Europe for the third time this year. While you're here, we have a public discord server. Vodafone Ad. "George Carlin" Scripts.com. I'm so interesting, I'm so important!'. The stand up comic was an artist who did more than articulate the public's subconscious; he. % You know, in the old days, if you wanted to share your opinion with someone, you had to look them in the eye and say it to their face. It's like we're living in this weird dystopian future where everyone is constantly monitoring each other, waiting for the opportunity to pounce. Maybe you'll find some of the features useful , Ignore this comment if your post doesn't have a prompt. Friends? He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. 0000001596 00000 n You enjoy yourselves. <> I dont vote. We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet? That's the problem." "Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." " Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." [wptabtitle]Friends[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=search id=323794037750513667][/wptabcontent] These are the websites where people go to express themselves, right? All rights reserved. "Forget the politicians. This is said with a straight face although it's obvious of course that the proposition is stated precisely backwards (LAUGHS). Apparently no one has ever claimed that only a small portion of something (LAUGHS) was blown out of proportion. xref FUCK THEM. Nobody seems to care! Politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things, the flag, the Bible and children. <>stream George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. Add in a bit of effective protest and it might even turn a bit faster.). They dont care about you at all at all AT ALL. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. I do not own this video. Nobody cares what you had for breakfast, or what your cat did, or what your opinion is on the latest political scandal. endobj So, the next time you're walking around looking at your phone, tweeting and Instagramming and Facebooking, just remember this: you're not living in the real world, you're living in the digital world. Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! They dont want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. Comedian George Carlin, who died Sunday of heart failure at 71, was known for an act featuring "seven dirty words" that became the focus of a Supreme Court case.
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