Oh, parle Italiano? There's more the second part. $5,000? You're a little cheat, you saw the paper. [He throws the phone to the lackey.] Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. . MR WORMWOOD Might have been nice, The initial impression you make is memorable, so make it count. One look at my face and it's plain to see. He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. [Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair]. I want to be in school. You can read words. They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. . MISS HONEY . The table stops and the hands hit the ground. DOCTOR What was my profit for the day? She starts the video screens playing again. That's the main thing. Can you spell? But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. Your mommy is a TWIT! And therefore, she is guilty! MATILDAThe moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. Like you, I was (Q) curious, MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO "So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house". We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely, Whee! They sits and unpack their bags. . MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Instead, she's found me. The group sets off party poppers down the line. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. This calls for a proper smoke. Not a jot! All grown-ups get scared, just like children. LOUD! I'm sorry, doctor. What kind of society would that be? . . Please! MISS HONEY And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. But if I try I can remeMber, It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. Ow! What can I do? MATILDA Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] He loves having me around. I've often thought about it, but I can't abandon my children. . Let alone getting the conversation going! Mum, would you like to hear a story? You've made an awful error. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. You know, sometimes I think there's something wrong with that girl. . I really hope you have a search warrant. Aaaargh! MRS WORMWOOD It's just that they want that child so very much. A denizen of the underworld! MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. No way! [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? CHILDREN Matilda: BIG KID [BEN] That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! A little less zzz, a lot more zing. . Why? . RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. Well? [turns and sees Harry's hair] Hanging down by your ears. Now EAT IT! See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. You're the spitting image. And remember to be extremely careful. . Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids, reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard, to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts, He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is, to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers, speaking to Matilda about her and her father, accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water, Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it, Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull, snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover, appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob, after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers, Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to, she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up, she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely, she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her, Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart, throws carrot from the spoon. MATILDA Yes, your teacher. She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month, and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers, and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house, and she finally got her freedom. With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. Oh, my head! Listen, you little wiseacre: I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's very quaint, it's very sweet, Are you looking for a good amount of pickup lines. I think you've got something in your eye. [she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely]. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS hang their heads. Well, this isn't my room at all! Zinnia Wormwood: An unhatched tadpole. You can be all cynical, They will probably say: "Yuck!" 3. MATILDA collects the remains of her book. I'm not paying it. I believe that . When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like roadkill! Before my happy days were Over, I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN What's this? Do we want to do something that rhymes with "truck"? MISS HONEY exits off the front of the stage. "Right"? Oh, no, it's a lovely book. [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] BRUCE wilts by the desk. Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, like the kind, courageous people in her books. . Look, am I fat? No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. And worst of all, when the girl was five, her father died. . Find the bally line and toe it, Not dressed in hospital cotton, Trunchbull: [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] Where he's been for the last hour, actually. 8. MR WORMWOOD and MICHAEL exit. The scene unfreezes. Matilda might never have discovered her great own strength of mind, were it not for the events that began on the very next day. [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. I did! MISS HONEY . Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Stand back, son! A little less brains, a lot more hair. We've curated this list of inspiring 'Matilda' quotes from the book and the movie. Quick, jackets! My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. Past Lavender. Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? Or just a coincidence? MISS TRUNCHBULL AAHHH! For men. With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. So give me more cake! "Just when I catch my breath, you turn around and make me lose it again." Any woman would be flattered with a remark like this. "thinking". [Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. Oh, Matilda! As I was saying, Matilda. Zinnia Wormwood: MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. I have my ion you. How about this. Dr. Seuss Pick Up Lines. Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. Miss Honey: She has never seen a! 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LAVENDER But I'm his little soldier. (Bruce!) Stop! He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. . Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? Agatha Trunchbull: WOMAN: That's right, honey. When I grow up . . MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. How can you be sure unless you have another PIECE? My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all. What is this trash you're reading? Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. Being funny or clever can also help your chances of success. I can! And remember to be eXtremely careful. He's over there, under those coats. You can't. Mr. Wormwood: She found a small cottage. Matilda: Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! Great, big, question-asking . Lissy Doll, I called her. These are some of the best quotes from the fantasy family film Matilda as determined by you and your votes. I'd love to read to you some time. Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! What's what, Ms. Trunchbull? Lost your appetite? Alternate Versions Looks like rain. 4 0 obj [to Zinnia] With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, You can adopt me. She's going to be your teacher. Go on, Brucey! . . You have to stay inside the circle all the time. Every life I bring into this world Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. All right. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, MR WORMWOOD Where'd all this come from? [he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda] No, sir. When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . MISS HONEY and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man! . . LAVENDER . The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. Has my daddy told ya One day when I'm older, National Green Hair Day! The most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. Your genius husband is going to sell them one hundred and fifty five knackered old bangers as brand-new luxury cars. Oh, cook . You gotta get up! Knock on the door, Jenny. I have suffered in this jail. And the second part is Chokey! Matilda: Harry Wormwood: 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. MR WORMWOOD To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. What a pleasure to see you. I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] That's all right, Jenny. MISS HONEY There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. [after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering] And I never understood you, not one little bit Who's got a pen? I have suffered in this Jail, And if you want to teach success, CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. We can spell "difficulty". Secrets. Lights up. At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sound of a child playing. My mummy says I'm a miracle. The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! Matilda quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. Agatha Trunchbull: Trunchbull: All grown-ups get scared, just like children. Not the end of your nose. A party entertainer enters with balloons. [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] Not a dot did I stray from the plot. Oh, it's Miss Honey. Yes! You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind. MISS TRUNCHBULL turns off the screens with a remote and wheels around, holding a magnifying glass. . The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Was it magic? Meet Matilda. MRS WORMWOOD Am I wrong? . Oh, let's put it this way. off to prison you both shall go!". A life. Matilda centers on Matilda, a young genius with telekinesis powers. Psst! Matilda: [as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers] MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily toward the coats. It's your father who's going to federal prison. Sing, Jenny! Harry Wormwood: I swear, I won't take our love for granite. ? Amanda Thripp: NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. Agatha Trunchbull: A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. The stage goes black. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Nothing will change. . Where is the maggot known as Nigel? How can I make up my own pickup line? There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. A little less dressing like your mum. Can I ask you a question? He surely can't! MAN: We'll have to change his school. Get in the car, Melinda! I'm incredible! . You have to force the little squits to toe the line! Okay, my boy, heir to the throne, today we diddle the customer. Matilda: You shall be . MISS HONEY BIG KID [RYAN] Don't be pathetic! Hup, two, four, free. Matilda: MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. Mr. Wormwood: You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. What was my profit for the day? [talks to the woman librarian] My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. BIG KID [BEN] No. Then get out of town. You gotta get up and be loud! MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. No! Oh You have brats yourself? How much, exactly are we talking about? . Like, why is there a "d" in "fridge" but . And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. [pointing her riding crop at Amanda] You could have heard a fly burp. MISS TRUNCHBULL FBI Agent Bob: Tricks!" You should stay out of trouble I want you around here now with another car! I am off to bleach my roots . Okay! 3. Specialness is de rigueur. As long as you dont know it with the volume up. And if you cry it will be double. MATILDA The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. and astronauts! A book? You chose books - I chose looks. [turns to Michael] It was the worst of times. To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. It's not even eight thirty! [He rips the towel off to reveal that his hair is green.] Are you smoking a cigarette? [He sits down in a zen position.]. ;)Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our. They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. This means that pick-up lines are all about first impressions. I chose looks! Very supple. [She takes MATILDA by the wrist and leads her to ERIC's desk.] Michael chokes the carrot]. MISS HONEY in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! And today is a very special day: your first day of school! COUPLE 1 A shrimp. I stole the cake. A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. He flails around the stage.] Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MRS PHELPS He bites the cap, screaming through his teeth. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Harry Wormwood: Mr. Wormwood: Her father was a doctor, and he needed someone to look after things at home. Look. Wonderful. . Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. CHILDREN Don't tell me. MISS TRUNCHBULL 125 Best Tinder & Bumble Pick Up Lines That Are Funny, Cute and Totally Flirty Up your online dating game with these sweet one-liners. Auuurrrgh! Matilda is a American fantasy comedy film co-produced and directed by Danny DeVito, from a screenplay written by Nicholas Kazan and Robin Swicord. MISS TRUNCHBULL Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. She seems not to know that she's special at all. "Time is on our side. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. [bends down] That's not right. Well it's hard for me to remember a specific cake. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. Matilda, you promised me you wouldn't go back in that house again. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. Girl, you've gotta learn to stand up and stick out from the 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. Zinnia Wormwood: What have I told you about wearing pigtails? Now, look. Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. Please! Where did you get those? WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? MRS WORMWOOD The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. Stop. And good luck with the Tolstoy. We have everything . Now get out. . She hates it when I go out. MATILDA Miracle! He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. You BRUCE For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. Don't let her win. so I pick it up and - No! Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; Above average is average. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, He did what you asked. MAN: Have you seen his school report? Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. A single slice, 9:17 is correct. MATILDA So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. I hate pigtails! MISS TRUNCHBULL Mr. Wormwood: It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Yes. Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! MRS WORMWOOD A little less flat, a lot more heel. What? And the 4th cost $1,100. Now, that is how you do it! MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Miss Jennifer 'Jenny' Honey: Matilda, you promised you wouldn't go back into that house. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. All right! Jenny: The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. . Don't listen to them. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. so we manage all lists in categories just go to the table of content in our article and find your needed pickup lines from the article. [loses it, to Matilda] Just because you find that life's not fair, it MISS TRUNCHBULL Past Matilda. For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. I . Agatha, This is Magnus. We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. | See! DOCTOR and CHILDREN MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST And another door closes. Piacelli. and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. Let's leave maths for the time being . PARTY ENTERTAINER Cake. What about rules, Honey? Or maybe your largeness Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. Wot? Agatha Trunchbull: I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town. Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. endobj Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? When I grow up, (When I grow up, when I grow up) I will be strong enough to carry all The heavy things you have to haul Around with you When you're a grown up And when I grow up, That I treated the rules with casual disdain? Are you crying? Who would be here to sign for the packages? For this newt, you piss-worm! I told you that was a cheap set. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN MRS WORMWOOD [They start chattering. Dance competition's over. Semi-Spanish gown I think they just fit. Mrs. Well, Matilda Wormwood. Oh, I look nice. 1. I can see Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] I didn't do it. Four times two is eight. They're trying to scare us. Even if what you got is not a lot. Chew your food; you're an animal! Bruce! I can't find his frank 'n' beans! One times two is two. I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. in . You are guilty, because you are a fiend. Platinum blonde hair dye. MAN: So hilarious. BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. Pokemon Pick Up Lines. . Matilda: Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. Agatha Trunchbull: The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. Zinnia Wormwood: A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z.
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